The contest had seven participants, thank you all for the GREAT tips. I’d like to say I’ve been adding them to my daily routine, but that would be a lie, because basically I’ve not been doing much except sitting around in my unemployment with a smile on my face. But today’s a new day, new month, and I’m going to look into a number of the great ideas! In particular, I’m going to check out the free videos Carla recommended, and double up my water, and say no to Oreos.
I know Carla didn’t want to be added to the contest, but in all fairness I threw her name in the hat anyway because she
told me I’m pretty gave me some great tips.
By the way, Reader, she’s the ONLY one who told me I was pretty and nice. Ya’ll got some work to do on your compliments. Ahem.
Kenny was the official name picker, as a *very*
disinterested neutral bystander.
And now for the big reveal….pretend there’s a drum roll……
JACKIE!! was the first name pulled from the Cabo Wabo hat!!
And since I was late with the winner announcement and have a runner-up winner.
JOY!! is the lucky winner of the 2nd Giveaway Bracelet!!
You are now both like Charlie Sheen, #Winning!, only you’re not getting a stripper and blow sent to your doorstep. At least not by me, I don’t know what you may do in your personal time. No judging here, Readers.
You can email me your shipping info to: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Please put CONTEST in the subject line so I don’t miss it amongst all the emails I get to increase my penis size.
Jackie, specify your color preference. Joy, your color will be a surprise.
Below are the pics of the grey & purple, you can also check them out on the Simbi website. They are handmade, keep that in mind, so they are perfectly imperfect and no two beads are alike.
I wish I wasn’t unemployed and could buy enough bracelets to send each commenter a little wrist beauty. Ah, well. Thanks again for stopping by, leaving a healthy tidbit, and playing the game.
There’s a good feeling in paying it forward, Reader. I hope to be able to do more of it, but the next giveaway might just have some random shit from my house or a cat because unemployed. I’m pretty sure that would still count as a good deed. Or maybe it’s just a deed, without the good part.