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The Bang Bang Theories

Now It’s Serious.

Oh, Nabisco. 

I think I’m going to have to break up with you. 

We’re in an unhealthy relationship and you’re making my pancreas work really hard. 

But I’m really going to have to file a lawsuit if I see Salted Carmel Oreo show up. Just so you know. Because I totally think you’re blog stalking me. 

We’ll know for sure if the Oreo changes shape into the form of a kitty head silhouette. Which would actually be kinda cute, especially at Halloween.

You’re welcome, Nabisco. As long as chubby crazy cat ladies exist, you will too. 

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