Him: What’cha lookin’ at?
Him: What’s Pinterest? ~cranes over shoulder to look at laptop ~ It looks like a mish-mash of shit.
Trixie: It is a mish-mash of shit. And little do-it-yourself projects that make me feel like shit for not thinking of oh, turning an old ladder into a cute Christmas tree like this, instead of throwing it on the tree lawn for trash day:
Him: That still looks like a stupid, shitty ladder. They just threw some lights on it. If someone walked into the house and saw that sitting in the corner they’d wonder what the hell is wrong with you.
Trixie: ~laughs ~ Yep, it really is just a stupid shitty ladder with lights on it. What the fuck was I thinking, that I needed to make that for Christmas?? I really will buy into just about any stupid thing.
Sometimes a stupid shitty ladder should just remain a stupid shitty ladder. And you just need someone else’s perspective to show you it’s okay to think so, too.