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The Bang Bang Theories

The Way It Crumbles

Dear Nabisco,

Now you’re just fucking with us. 

You’re starting to be that sweet girl whom everyone likes, but then one day she meets someone who doesn’t like her and she goes out of her way to win them over, even though she doesn’t like them. She starts acting all crazy-nice, smiling that wide fake smile to charm them, trying to get that person to like her, really really like her.  

We like you, Oreo. Animals love you. Stop already. 


Trixie Bang Bang. 

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