Well, good evening, Reader. To liven things up around here, I’ve decided to start a new monthly spot called, “What I’ve Put In My Mouth Lately.”
You’re welcome.
Mostly I’m going to focus on things that are new to my mouth, but I’m not going to rule out the possibility of posting about something that was just so good in my mouth, I need to talk about it.
Our debut item comes straight from the big-box club of Sam. It was mega-sample day there today and we were putting all sorts of things in our mouths, but this looked the most risky, and gave us our nicest surprise.
I’m not sure at all what the fuck a kumato is, and spellcheck doesn’t know, either, because it keeps trying to autocorrect it to “lunatic.” Which I found apropo, because it looks sort of like a rotten tomato, all brown and green, and yet I put it right in my mouth, like a lunatic. Because it was free, and we all know if terrorists really wanted to take down the U.S., all they’d really have to do is give away free poisoned food samples somewhere and they’d wipe us all out. No need to take flight lessons, Al Qaeda, just take a cooking class. Dear God, do you think typing that sentence is going to get my on the Homeland Security watch list??? If I’m not able to fly to my vacation at the end of this month, I blame you, Kumato!
