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The Bang Bang Theories

Punctuation Explanation.

We passed by a Jesus Board in front of a church tonight with a message that caused us pause.

“Never put a question mark where God has put a period.”

Me: “So I guess what that’s saying is, don’t put a question mark in your vagina.”

Him: “True, yes, that could be what they’re saying.”

Then we drove in silence for a while, both lost in our own thoughts. Me, pondering why God would think I’d want a question mark in my vagina, although there have been a few questionable things in there during the years, I’m not sure what form a question mark would take, unless it was wooden or something, like those big initial letters people sometimes hang on their walls and then post pictures of to Pinterest, to demonstrate their craftiness. 

Him: “Maybe what the message is saying is, “When things end, don’t question why, just accept it.” 

Me: “Hm. That could be it, I see how you could get that.”

Him: “Or, don’t put a question mark in your vagina. That might hurt. Or get stuck.”

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