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The Bang Bang Theories

Throwback Blog (also known as: too lazy to write something fresh)

Today, I’ve decided to step back in time and reblog this from almost 3 years ago. I like this story because it really happened.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A Real Douchebag.

Conversation overheard at the funeral I attended today:

Older Lady: “So my husband says that when he goes, he wants to be cremated.”

Other Older Lady: “Oh, really?”

Older Lady: “Yep. And then he asked if I could put the ashes in a douche and give him one more pass through.”

Other Older Lady: Laughing and Laughing.

Me: Pretending to ignore this whole thing. Secretly thinking: “I cannot WAIT to blog this!”

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