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The Bang Bang Theories

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3. “It’s time to get up!” I said this morning at 9 a.m. “What time is it?” he asked? “Ten.” Later, discovering it’s only 9:30….”You said it was 10!” “I lied.” See how nice it is to get motivated early.

2. One sniff answered my own question, “Do you think it’s still good?” after discovering I left the Half & Half out on the counter overnight.

1. You know it’s not going to be a good day when the best you can do is just give up and lay in the litter box amongst the clumps of shit. Yes, that’s where Caesar decided to hang his hat today, until we scooped him out.

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