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Remember The Member

Far too early this morning I had my first of two mandatory Officer’s Training sessions for Toastmasters. These meetings are the worst part about taking an officer position with the group. The event took place at the Clarion Hotel in Hudson. To pass the time and keep my mind from atrophying, I mentally wrote a porno.

The scenario began during one of my sessions when a dude started chatting me up – strictly friendly and nothing at all inappropriate, but that didn’t matter. We were steps away from a hotel room….isn’t that really just the natural thought progression? Or is it just me?

I tried the scenario out later in the afternoon on Kenny. He is now a fan of Toastmasters events.

Oh, it got better when they announced our 2009-2010 District Mantra: Remember The Member. Indeed.

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