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The Bang Bang Theories

Riddle Me This.

What’s red and white and sore all over?

These Girls. 🙁

So sunburnt, that white spots formed out of sheer frustration of which shade of red they should be. Yes, I slathered myself in layers upon layers of waterproof 30 SPF. I think it’s a scam. The lotion companies sell you the block, which doesn’t actually block, and then sell you the aloe vera soothing gels. If their sunblock worked, why would we even need to consider soothing sprays? A conspiracy, I say.

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