Conversation overheard at the funeral I attended today:
Lady: “So my husband says that when he goes, he wants to be cremated.”
Other Lady: “Oh, really?”
Lady: “Yep. And then he asked if I could put the ashes in a douche and give him one more pass through.”
Other Lady: Laughing and Laughing.
Me: Pretending to ignore this whole thing. Secretly thinking: “I cannot WAIT to blog this!”