This is a Throwback Post, Reader, but we’re only throwing back all the way to this past Halloween. Because I am not very timely as I spend my time on … well, I’m not really sure what exactly. I assure you nothing meaningful.
My friend posted this to my Facebook today. And I’m pretty sure I have a lock on a lawsuit because they must have been following me around on Halloween, saw the genius of my costume and copy-catted me (gold star for my very intentional pun) into Action Figure Me. Quickly.
Real Life Me at Halloween, complete with pink robe.
Now, Reader, the really disturbing part of the whole ensemble that I whipped up for Halloween was that I had all of these items in my possession, save for a clean litter scooper and that sexy cat headband.
Action Figure Me missed the mark by not including the litter scooper, nor the Hello Kitty pajama pants, which were underneath my robe.
I’m a bit offended that they gave Action Figure Me such an unattractive and manly face, because not even close to the beauty of Trixie Bang Bang.
But the biggest discrepancy between Action Figure Me and Real Me? They think six cats is all ya need to wear the crown, wherein a crown is hair rollers and a headband with kitty ears.
The real life Trixie Bang Bang?
COMES WITH 8 CATS!