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We officially Warmed the House this past Saturday, Reader.  The prep leading up to that warming was EX.Haust.ING. I’m talking “holy smokes how did I not lose 20 lbs with all that painting, cleaning, unpacking, hauling, and organizing”, but I didn’t – my fat likes me and refuses to leave without a fight. 

But the good news was, we got this house presentable and ready for company, just in time for company. I will tell you, I didn’t do it alone. In fact, I wouldn’t have been able to pull it off had one of my dearest hearts not come ridin’ into town, like the Calvary, ready to save the day. And did she ever. I don’t have enough time or words in my fingers to extol her virtues tonight, but hear me now and believe me later (that’s a throwback phrase right there from my grandmother Sophie!), without Vera Wang riding into town and whipping this place into shape, we would have been in t.r.o.u.b.l.e. 

I’m too tired to write more at the moment, but a house recap is due to come soon. A little before and after, if you’re a little bit voyeuristic and are curious about peeping into my windows. 

To tide you over, here’s a sneak peek of our new couch. Which sort of looks like it belongs in a porno. And now it’s in my living room.  


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