Happy Birthday Mr. Anderson!
Well, technically not until midnight, June 3rd, but I won’t be awake by then if I have any say-so in the matter.
His gift hasn’t arrived yet. Maybe one year or holiday I will get the order in early enough to arrive in time for the actual occasion.
He will never even know that I wished him a happy day here because he doesn’t ever ever ever read this. His theory is he lives it, why read about it, too? Whatevers. He could read it and realize how thoughtful I am, that I acknowledge him right here for all the Internets to read.
So that’s that. Any reason for cake, I say.