Sitting at our neighborhood Mo’s, I spied two gals having drinks together. And of course, two gals having drinks together can only spell one thing: Lesbos. I asked My Mister if he thought they were “twice-raised-eyebrows, wink-wink, hand gesture” and he inquired, “What is that, your gesture for lesbians??” And then I said, “Yes! I think I just invented this!!” and he burst my bubble with the proclamation that it probably already exists somewhere on the World Wide Web.
But I’m not going to even bother searching, I’m claiming this as my own, and here’s the VLog to prove it. So suck it, Internet. Two amber-bock beers and I call it!