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The Bang Bang Theories

Broken Vows

I see in my prior post that I vowed to do a lot of things. Finish To Kill a Mockingbird. Vowed to get a passport photo yesterday. Yeah, none of that occurred. I didn’t take a shower until 8 p.m., when we were getting ready to go out for a night on the town. And even then I didn’t wash my hair and it looked pretty bad even with it clipped back. Luckily I fit in okay with the locals. Or sadly, as the case may be.

You’d think I’d learn that when I vow it doesn’t really hold any water. For Garth’s sake (see, I told you I was going to incorporate that! I didn’t vow to do it, probably why), I’ve got two divorces under my belt – obviously my vowing then didn’t work out either.

I vow to stop vowing.

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