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The Bang Bang Theories

When You’re Not, You’re Not

Today was one of those days where I just looked like holy hell. Nothing was working out for me, so the best I could do was just ignore it and go about my day. I had on brown pants, a brown shirt, reminding myself of the time someone called that look “Roast Beef.” So I was looking like roast beef. My hair, despite having fresh cut & color, looked askance. Makeup, drab. Boobs, straining. Legs, short. All-in-all, I was happy to scrub off the face, brush up the teeth and slip into my pajamas, which always makes me feel good.

Tomorrow’s another day. Maybe I’ll be hotter in the morning.

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