This is a faux post. It’s not a real post of anything at all exciting, but I realized today it’s the middle of August and I haven’t had a thing to say here.
Oh, don’t get me wrong, Reader – I’ve had things to say! Pee-lenty of things to say. They just never quite made it out of my head and onto here yet. But it’s a-comin’. Don’t you fret.
I’d like to say that I had lots of writings ready to go and then my computer broke and thwarted all my thoughts, but that would be a lie. I mean, all that actually happened about the computer dying – and I sit here right now typing away at my brand spanking new lil compute – but the real reason I haven’t typed up stuff is because I mostly have been napping after work and then I get up from my nap and go to bed.
A lot of that has been happening this month, Reader. I don’t know…I just come home from work and I’m tired and need a bit of a rest. And then it’s time for bed when I wake up.
I think I’m having the Dog Daze of Summer. Is that how they work? Lots of napping and lying (laying?) about? Well, however they happen, that’s what’s been going on around here. And not a whole heckofalot of anything else.
So there ya have it. I’ve got a new computer. Maybe words will follow suit.
I did see this recently, and wondered how in the hell I don’t have proposals coming at me in an avalanche. 
It’s as if I wrote it myself. About myself. It’s rather amazing I’m a twice-divorcee with all these attributes. But there ya have it, Reader. Mysteries of the world. Or, boys are stupid. Probably that.