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Haunted Housework

Me, watching that stupid fucking scary show on tv, The Haunting: 

“Why do ghosts have to be so scary?? Why are they always so interested in scratching you, pulling your covers off in the the middle of the night and creating mayhem??  Why can’t ghosts ever just come back and wash the dishes and clean the floor? Why is every ghost an asshole?” 

And that is the question I pose today: Other than Casper, where are the good ghosts who do a little cleaning and tidying up for you? 

That’s the Haunting I’d be interested in watching. And then I’d light some candles and do some chants to get me a cleaning ghost. 

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