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The Bang Bang Theories

Holy Matrimony.

Well, Reader, it’s finally happened! I’m getting married!!! 

I’ve been ob-sessing! for about a month now. I can’t get him outta my mind, and finally I’ve decided that he is my perfect match and I shall be his wife and we will live happily ever-after together. 

Last night we got reacquainted after a month apart, and I went so far as to write my wedding vows.

“Do you, Trixie Bang Bang, take Mitchell’s  Carmel Sea Salt Ice-Cream to be your faithful companion, in sickness and in health, to love and honor with your mouth as long as you shall live?” 

Trixie Bang Bang: “I do!” 

“Now you may lick the cone.” 

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