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The Bang Bang Theories

The Rhythm Isn’t Gonna Get ‘Em

So remember waaayyyy back when, in some other blog post, I mentioned that Mr. Non-Handyman was letting squirrels live in our garage? We have some bricks missing near the facia and, well, squirrels were having a grand, warm and cozy winter in there last year.

And they ate through many of my things, and our electrical wires that control the garage door opener.

So Mr. Non-Handyman who thought he was doing a good deed by providing shelter for outdoor critters decided it wasn’t a good idea after all.

Then this summer, he attempted to fix the doorway to squirrel heaven by slipping a little piece of cardboard over the hole.

The squirrels said, “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, and LOL, too!”

Last weekish sometime, I pulled into the driveway and saw a mouse coming down out of the hole. A large mouse. Large enough that the Mister thought maybe it’s not a mouse, but we both agreed to let me believe it’s a mouse. And things needed to be done. STAT.

So he fixed it.

In the only manner that Mr. Karaoke would know how.

Yep. With music CDs, from his old Doo Wop group, The Nitelites.

The squirrels and mouse (ahem..yes, MOUSE) just laughed and laughed.

And laughed some more.

The end.
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