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The Bang Bang Theories

I’ve Been Doing It All Wrong

Comedian Whitney Cummings tweeted:

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You can’t be successful and have sex on weekdays

Maybe that’s why I’m stuck in middle management. I’m telling My Mister that weekday sex is over starting…NOW.

Don’t let this post mislead you, however. I’m usually too tired on the weekdays anyway. But at least now I feel that I have a professional excuse to go to bed – alone – at ten p.m.

Yes, I’ve re-signed up for Twitter. I’ve got to follow Murdoch’s dog. And learn the keys to success.

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